Friday, 31 December 2010

Vampire Diaries board game


As you know, I am constantly fascinated by official merchandise for TV shows, because I'm always curious to the reasoning behind it. Why does the WB store sell a Stefan diary but not a Damon one? Is there really any mraket for a calendar based on the film the Hangover? And who thought that a game of the Vampire Diaries would be a good idea?
Especially when the idea seems to be you win if you *don't* become a vampire...

Wednesday, 29 December 2010

A Boba Fett-ish for pants?


My friend Denise (of the murder bathroom) sent me this link from Fashionably Geek: Boba Fett underwear. My verdict: cute, but it might scare off potential suitors. Not as much as the Dean pants, but still...

Tuesday, 28 December 2010

Tron cat!


I was sent this link by my friend Rosalind, who is doing admirable work keeping this blog stocked with ideas (tragically, she knows me too well - this was accompanied by an email saying 'I thought this would be right up your alley - cats, sci-fi and 80s movies.' And, um, right on all counts...)
Quote of the Day
- Oh, I get it. You guys are dating. That makes a lot of sense.
- We are NOT dating!
- Are you kidding? He was voted most likely to succeed. As if he'd date me.
ShawnnGus' relationship is open to misinterpretation, Psych.

Monday, 27 December 2010

Cylon toilet paper dispenser


I found this, ahem, beauty over at Geek Tyrant. But as they so eloquently point out - *this* is what you want looking at you when you're on the toilet?


No wonder the toasters rebelled...


(Go here for a clip of the dispenser in action. If you must).

Wednesday, 22 December 2010

Merry Christmas everyone!




OK, so if all goes to plan I'll be too busy celebrating Christmas to blog, so consider this me signing off for the holidays. God bless us every one.




Oh, random excuse to print pics of hot sci-fi stars? Well, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe.

The year in TV




So, what a year it's been in television. Some old favourites have been cancelled - after a solid run, Medium finally gave up the ghost, even if we still have another season to come in the UK - while having started after a steep downhill trajectory with the Dead Jim storyline, Ghost Whisperer was also consigned to the afterlife.

Some shows haven't even made it past one season: those of us who stuck out an increasingly patchy FlashForward were aggrieved to see the first and final season end with a whole load of cliff-hangers, while suspecting that the Event would have the same fate made me feel slightly smug when it did.

Of course the big news finale was for a show I don't watch - and I still can't get a consensus from Lost fans on whether it was any good or not. Much bigger in my personal universe was the finale-that-wasn't - the end of the five-year arc in Supernatural that went out in a blinder, but was a victim of its own success and so was renewed for what many (including me) are saying is a very questionable sixth series.

Many of the shows I loved this year were relatively - or completely - new, while some have been around a while and I was just late coming to the party. Timothy Olyphant's cool-as-a-Heathrow-runway-in-December portrayal of cop in a cowboy hat Raylan Givens made Justified one of the best shows of the year for me - and I was equally taken with his showing among a seriously strong cast in the cancelled-before-its-time Deadwood, which I discovered on DVD.

2010 was also the year I caught up with the rest of the world in discovering that the best show in the world is the Wire. Another DVD treasure was motorcycle drama Sons of Anarchy, the first two series of which I consumed at speed (then went back to when Anarchy star Charlie Hunnam was a skinny teen in Queer as Folk, which has stood the test of time surprisingly well).

Quality comedy was on hand from Modern Family, the Big Bang Theory and How I Met Your Mother, though the latter is getting a bit long in the tooth and looks like it should be calling it a day soon. Leverage and Burn Notice continued to be the most fun you can have with a TV set, while Glee's high school singing shenanigans brightened up my weeks, (and, to paraphrase the words of new-best-character-on-TV Sue Sylvester, made me tear up more often than Michael Landon in a sweeps week episode of Little House on the Prairie) even though it featured the least convincing teens since Grease.

Speaking of teens, much guilty pleasure was to be had from the emotional angst and casual murder on hand in the Vampire Diaries (or Dawson's Vampires, as it is often referred to), while for more grown-up fangy fun, season 3 of True Blood (hitting our screens in January) was the best yet. (Interestingly, though, while True Blood wins on the sex and nudity score, comparing the shows I suspect the body count is much higher in Vamp Diaries, which has an attitude to bloodshed that borders on the blasé).
Nathan Fillion continued to prove he is one of today's most charismatic stars in the entertaining Castle, and the Walking Dead proved Andrew Lincoln can cut it in the States, although personally I have my doubts as to the longevity of the zombie apocalypse format.Surprise pleasure of the year was Stephen Moffat's updating of Sherlock, where spot-on casting and sharp scripts combined to make an instant classic: and it was good to see Moffat's and Matt's take on the Doctor keep the regeneration of one of our best loved shows going strong.

There were some disappointments: the Mentalist was patchy, with the non-Red John episodes dull and Patrick Jane too often less quirky, more smug git. This tendency to twattiness was even more evident in Lie to Me, where Tim Roth went from charming maverick to unpleasant bully in less than a series, causing me to give up on the show altogether. Idris Elba BBC vehicle Luther had its moments but couldn't live up to the wattage of its post-Wire star, and new shows Caprica and the-now-cancelled Stargate Universe were just too dark and dreary for me.

The latest season of Dexter also dragged - while delivering a kicker of a finale - creating fears that the format has outlived its welcome. Can't help that co-stars Dex and his on-screen sister have split up in real life, which must make for some awkward moments.

Still, overall it was a year that brought far more good than bad, and with new seasons on the way of Glee, Burn Notice, Leverage, Justified and Sons of Anarchy - to name just a few - 2011 looks like being another bumper year. Or maybe I need to get out more.

Tuesday, 21 December 2010

Trekkie meercats




Thanks to my friend Rosalind for pointing me in the direction of Niftyknits, a crafty site that has a wealth of knitted goods, with a speciality of... yes, why not, knitted meercats. So you can purchase a whole range of Trekkie meercats (like this featured meercat Spock), superhero meercats (this is meercat Supergirl) and even Star Wars meercats. Simples!*




*I hate myself, but I had to do it.

Monday, 20 December 2010

A Christmas Spock box? Illogical


You have to love a site called Regretsy just for the name. And you have to love it even more when it focuses on dubious crafts projects like this festive (ahem) Spock box. Read the full tale of woe here...

Saturday, 18 December 2010

Jewellery for the Wonder Woman in your life




Speaking of Rosalind, (as I was in my last post - keep up!) she also sent me this rather awesome Wonder Woman gold-plated cuff from N0ir Jewelry (sic). Ok, it's $185. OK, I'd need two of them for it really to be any fun. But does that stop me really, really wanting one? It does not. (You can also get Wonder Woman and Superman pendants, but these excite me less. I do like the Gotham City and T-Rex rings, though... And the Batgirl cuff. Oh, hell, who am I kidding? I could spend my whole salary on this site...).

Now, where can I get some satin tights?

Speaking of Wonder Woman, this clip from Funny or Die (Date with Diana) isn't for the faint-hearted (it's very sweary) but worth it for seeing Pysch's Maggie Lawson as a swearing, smoking, shagging Diana...

Celebrate Christmas with a Droid decoration


Thanks to my friend Rosalind for sending me this amazing Droidflake (c/o boingboing) Prettier than the snow that has taken over Streatham High Road, I tell ya.

You're gonna need a bigger zombie


I must admit, zombies aren't really my thing, so the whole zombiefication of pop culture seems to be a bit overdone to me. There are zillions* of zombie posters available at Neatoshop.com (including puntastic parodies of Star Wars, Grease (Grosse) and the Little Mermaid (yes, the Lethal Mermaid - also, The Princess Died and Cadavatar, anyone?) But I thought this Gnaws one was especially funny...





*I may be exaggerating for hyperbolic effect.

The week in sci-fi...


First off, it's Steven Spielberg's birthday this week - happy birthday Mr S!

SFX Spurious awards are a classic this week - I love the Battlestar Bears and the Doctor Who meets Star Wars mash up (tip: watch right to the end for a bit of a lump in the throat moment). (Alas, my physical copy of SFX seems to have been held up in the snow. Boo!)


And on the Doctor Who theme, thanks to the lovely Once Upon a Geek for posting this great clip of Craig Ferguson explaining Doctor Who in song (I actually found the clip froze if I viewed it through the blog, so check out this link). But also, Matt Smith - how low cut is that top?!)


And since Christmas = Doctor Who, check out the trailer for the Christmas special (I'm excited already). (Also check out this inside look over at Geek Tyrant)

And finally, I couldn't resist this super cute pic of the Big Bang Theory crowd dressed up as superheroes from Comics Continuium...

Friday, 17 December 2010

Dalek Christmas tree


Thanks to Think Geek and Epic Win for this awesome photo of a Dalek Christmas tree...
(though is it just me that thinks this looks like a Dalek wearing a pinny? No? Just me then...)

Thursday, 16 December 2010

More Christmas Countdown



I was never that enamored of the Christmas episode of Buffy, but the end credits did make me smile...

Countdown to Christmas



Continuing my Countdown to Christmas... here's a festive X-Men picture...

Throwing a Time Lord party?



Then why not use this Tardis ice bucket?

Alien wedding cake


I stumbled across this on neatorama.com - an awesome H R Giger Alien cake. Almost worth getting married for... (though I suspect you'd have to have very understanding in-laws...)

A very Buffy Christmas


Continuing my Christmas countdown - how about decorating your tree with these truly terrible Buffy ornaments? I mean, seriously - does this in any way look like Buffy, other than being blonde? Check out the rest of the range here...

Sunday, 12 December 2010

Christmas countdown continues...



I'm struggling slightly to find genuine Christmas pics of stars - if you have any, send 'em my way! - but luckily there are plenty of fanmade ones out there, like this one of Katee Sackhoff...

Countdown to Christmas



I am, as you'd expect, fairly flat out with Christmas stuff, so for the next few days I'm probably not going to be able to post much. So I'm going with some Christmas-themed pictures... like this corkingly cheesy Supernatural one...

Saturday, 11 December 2010

Threepio swimsuit






Yes, Blackmilk, the company that brought you the R2D2 swimsuit has brought out a Threepio version. Which makes you look like your stomach is a gaping void of loose wires. Nice! Though marginally less disturbing that the Pulp Fiction/Sesame Street cossie they also sell...

Weekly round-up


OK, not that much this week because I have been off my game, felled by a hideous cold (honestly, I feel like I've been one kind of sick or another all year. Bring on 2011). And some of these aren't even current, just came to my attention - or back to my attention - this week.


Thomas Gibson - underappreciated? Criminal Minds star Thomas Gibson - who is also currently freaking me out as slimy playboy Beauchamp in Tales of the City rewatching - gets the dubious honour of being crowned the most under-appreciated actor on US TV. Um, thanks?


SFX does an entertaining round-up of sci-fi gamechangers. Mentions Supernatural, so I'm happy.


While looking for the Pixar clip mentioned in my last post, I found this Zachary Quinto 'It Gets Better' clip - which is all the sweeter for the fact that he looks... um, slightly stoned. I'm sure he was just really, really tired. Or is actually a Vulcan? You choose!


The Glee Christmas episode aired in the States - check out a couple of utterly charming though SPOILERY clips here. (Actually, one is charming, the other is dull. I leave you to decide.)


Plus a couple of things I missed first time around: how did I not notice it was Nina 'Vampire Diaries' Dobrey in this Glee-inspired opener for the Emmys? And speaking of the Emmys, this Modern Family skit is great...


In other non-sci-fi news, how much do I love the fact that Bea Arthur of the Golden Girls used to be a driver in the marines? Check out the full story on dlisted here.


And in the excuse to post sexy pics stakes, it was Ian Somerhalder's birthday this week. I'm not sure whether I find this picture sexy or hilarious (what is it with actors being shirtless with hats on?) actually, but whatevs. Enjoy!

May the Force be with Katie Day


Many of you will have seen this story, which I was a bit late in picking up - I've been ill all week, so spent the last two days on the sofa watching the West Wing and Glee (the televisual equivalents of chicken soup) unable to blog.


I first saw the story about a little girl called Katie who had been bullied at school for carrying a Star Wars lunchbox, and had my heart warmed by the amazing geek reponse of messages of support for a girl's right to like what she likes, and also picking up on, I think, the current anti-bullying mood of the US being stoked by the incredible "It Gets Better" Campaign* aimed at reducing the number of suicides by LGBT teens. (The one things geeks can't tolerate are bullies - as evinced by the amazing geek-bigot standoff with the church of mindless morons or whatever they are called, at SDCC).


But of course, why go big when you can go great? So the massed power of geekdom declared December 10 a 'May the Force Be With Katie' Day - the hashtag went viral and geeks round the world wore Star Wars tees in honour not only of one little girl, but of girls' rights to like sci-fi, (and, by extension, be a bit different) without being bullied or singled out as freaks. (And Katie's mum - proving why she her parenting helped create such a cool daughter - raised the bar by saying that if people wanted to contribute more concretely, they could donate Star Wars toys to disadvantaged children). (You can read the full inspiring story on the official Star Wars blog here).


Those of you who've been with me from the start know that part of the reason I created this blog was out of frustration at those voices out there who see sci-fi - proper, spaceships, non-Twilight** romantic vamps sci-fi - as sole preserve of male viewers. And I've been blown away by the response from women who have 'outed' themselves as fans since I started. So while it saddens me that kids are still getting picked on for liking lightsabres more than lipsticks, it fills me with optimism that, when made aware of the situation, the wider world goes 'No' and stands up for the right to be geeky, or different, or not 'cool'. So rock on, Katie, and all the other little geeks out there. May the Force be With You.


*If you have seven minutes and some super strong Kleenex to hand, watch the Pixar 'It Gets Better' video. If you do not well up at least a little, you are not human.

**My personal antipathy for Twilight aside, I don't mean that as a slur on those who like it, just that that type of fantasy is often conveniently sliced out of the sci-fi/sy-fy equation so that liking it doesn't 'count'.

Wednesday, 8 December 2010

Spooky bath towels for your murder bathroom?


I saw this ghost bath towel from the people at Couverture and I couldn't help think it would be a nice addition to my friend Denise's murder bathroom...

Sunday, 5 December 2010

Star Wars alphabet


You know I'm a firm believer in getting the babies on the Geek train early, and what better way than with this awesome Star Wars alphabet by graphic designer Brandon Pea. You can see the rest over at Geek Tyrant. Check 'em out.

Saturday, 4 December 2010

Bazinga! It's The Big Bang Theory



The Big Bang Theory is another one of those shows that seems to be huge in the States but only mildly popular over here, but if you have the teeniest bit of geek blood coursing through your veins, you really should be watching it.
The story of four uber-nerds and their long-suffering neighbour, it's smart and funny and packed with more genre references than most mainstream shows would ever get away with, used to laugh out loud effect. (I'm not kidding: I watched the episode where they discover one of the prop rings from Lord of the Rings on a plane and laughed so much I thought my neighbour would ask to change seats. Sorry, neighbour.)




If that's not enough, it's packed with quality cameos: Katee Sackhoff is a regular, George Takei has made an appearance, and Wil (Welsey Crusher) Wheaton has proved he has a sense of humour about himself by turning up repeatedly, despite the show calling him 'the Jar-Jar Binks of the Star Trek universe'. Plus it has Blossom in it! (Or, young CeCe, depending on your preferred reference.) And I guarantee that, next time you're ill, you will want someone to sing 'Soft Kitty' to you...


Honestly, do yourself a favour: get into this show. And watch Modern Family while you're at it. Though there are less geek jokes in that.


(Incidentally - and in evidence of the show's popularity - this pic was part of Rolling Stone's fall show preview.)

Weekly round-up


Sad start to the week - not only did comedy god Leslie Neilson die, but the director of the Empire Strikes Back Irvin Kershner also bowed out...


The Spiderman musical - which sounded, I must say, ill-fated from the start - had a rocky opening, as technical problems quite literally left the cast dangling (BBC News)


A couple of great pieces from Geek Tyrant: first the news that Dexter is to get a 6th season (I receive this with mixed feelings - I can't help thinking maybe it's time to retire our favourite serial killer, but I'm willing to be proved wrong). Then there is the awesome pics of Star Wars re-imagined as Dr Seuss. Check them all out here.


Or, if BSG is more your thing, check out how you can actually buy a seven foot Cylon. Yes, that's right - a seven foot frakkin Cylon in your own home...


My favourite YouTube clip this week is also BSG related - you MUST watch this BSG-Santa clip. (It's less than a minute long. Go on!)

Meet Joe Pitt



First off, Twilight this ain’t. If you pick up a Joe Pitt novel thinking it’s just another in the series of family friendly urban fantasy books, you’ll be shocked. But if you’re looking for a hard bitten noir with a big splash of horror thrown in, this might just be your new favourite series of books.

Already Dead is the first in a series of books featuring Joe Pitt, vampire PI. It has a clever – if not super original, because face it, it’s almost impossible to be super original with vampires – premise. Vampires – or rather, those infected by the vampyre virus – live in secret in New York, the city divided into tribes who keep to their own part of town. One of the few who walks between them is loner vamp Joe Pitt, making him the man to come to if you want some trouble taken care of but you don’t want to get your own hands dirty. And when that trouble takes the form of someone infecting humans with a zombie virus that turns them into ‘shamblers’, it really doesn’t get any dirtier.

I must admit the only reason I picked up this book was that my friend, Murder Bathroom Denise, recommended it, and that’s the only reason I stuck with it – and I’m glad I did. The hard-bitten ‘tec tone that it starts with is so macho it almost veers into parody – it’s only as you get into the book and the nuances of the character unfold that you warm to Joe and his world.

NEXT BIT CONTAINS SPOILERS

Because it’s the characters and the smartly realised world that make this a series worth investigating – the plot itself is the usual humdrum of runaway wild child/dark secret but with a dash of undead thrown in (hint to authors: child abuse is now the first thing we readers suspect, not the last, so stop trying to make it your big reveal). But Charlie Huston has created a charismatic character and a dark, grubby underworld that cleverly reflects the upper-world, and is sharp enough to keep us hooked.

What do you know? This might just be my new favourite series of books...

Friday, 3 December 2010

Jamie Bamber and the queering of sci-fi



Ever see a magazine cover and really wish you'd seen it in time to buy it?
Anyway, I stumbled across this while doing, ahem, research. (Honestly, it's getting kind of scary that one of the most commonly used search terms on my google is 'shirtless'. It's research, people, honest!)


All thoughts of drooling over Jamie Bamber aside, the article itself is interesting, if fairly flawed (and, obviously, as it took part in the early stages of the show - when you didn't know, for instance, that Cain and Gaeta were gay, and it mentions in passing Caprica, without knowing that one of the central-ish* characters is gay - it's also pretty dated. Though that in itself makes it quite interesting, for instance it mentions Doctor Who and Captain Jack, but was clearly written before the tidal wave of public affection was unleashed on the character...).
Also, surely we need more nuanced discussion of sexuality in sci-fi than saying Bamber is a gay icon because he takes his shirt off, or Starbuck is a 'lesbian icon in the making'? Still, while it pretty much backs up my theory that, while sci-fi is getting better in terms of depicting the nuances of sexuality, I'd say it's got a fairly hefty way before it's been 'queered'...

Still, finding excuses to publish pics of Jamie Bamber? Never sorry.
*I don't watch Caprica, so sorry, I'm not sure how central he is...

Joan Collins is a doll






I have been reminded recently of the awesomeness that was Dynasty by my friends D&J, who are currently working their way through the boxed sets. (Ah, was there ever such a man as the magnificently named Dex Dexter?)
So it seems fitting to the eternal appeal of Joan Collins that Mattel is releasing an Alexis doll. Really, how awesome this is?* Now if only you could get it with a Crystal doll and a conveniently placed paddling pool...

*My Joan Collins fact: I once saw her live on stage in a play that was so bad I feigned illness and left after the first ten minutes, but she was in a corset and she has a magnificent figure. Not 'magnificent for her age' - just magnificent. I'm not jealous a bit. Really...

Also, I couldn't resist including a picture of Dex... though why he seems to be wandering around in a towel holding a candle stick is beyond me... but hey, that's the beauty of Dynasty...

Thursday, 2 December 2010

Twilight Christmas stocking



Oh, dear. I might have known if you could buy Twilight plasters and packing tape, there would be a scary amount of Christmas merchandise available... Like this Edward Christmas stocking, from amazon.com (not amazon.co.uk - proving we still have some taste...)

A very Cylon Christmas


Do you like my new Christmas decoration? They do believe in the One True God, after all. Not sure about their views on Santa, though.

Is your baby super?


Unfortunately, my friend who has just had a baby boy has banned me - yes, banned me! - from buying comedy costumes for her son, which is a shame because I really want to buy this Batman onesie.. (Honestly - what's the point of having babies if you can't put them in comedy costumes?*) Luckily my other friend has had a baby girl, so this Wonder Woman onesie is looking pretty good for a gift...


*Er, this probably explains why it's best that I'm not a parent.

So - suits or vests?







OK, so I've had a run on 'sexy' posts lately, as a follow up from my sexiest in sci fi poll. But honestly what I find most interesting is how unconventional people can be about these things. Not one person voted for Trisha Helfer's sexy Cylon, while Katee Sackhoff swept away the votes; and when I posted my BSG in bikinis post, the most common response was, erm, I like them better in vests. I love the fact that people are messed up and quirky and quite often won't go for the obvious choice: that they'll go for the guy with the crooked teeth over the guy with perfect hair, or the girl who drinks whisky and swears rather than the fantasy blonde.

Which brings me to these pictures - which is the hottest? Much as I am a big (big) fan of the vests - and, unlike some of my friends (you know who you are, Ms G), not a huge fan of Lee in a suit, for me it's no contest. It helps that there is something slightly subversive about the picture of Lee in a suit and Kara in uniform: we're still programmed to think military = male, so it would usually be a man in a uniform, a woman in civvies, and it also sums up the characters perfectly. Lee, maturing, moving on, changing - Kara, always Starbuck, gloriously, magnificently f**ked up - and yet they still, at a basic level, yearn for one another. And that's what makes it hot.

Though I do like the vests. Did I mention that?

Perfect for the IT geek in your life



We all know people in IT. We all know that they think like this, all the time... and that they're usually right.


(This is, of course, from Think Geek).


Wonder Woman Snuggie


You'll know by now that, given how cold my house gets and how much time I like to spend on the sofa, that I'm becoming mildy obsessed by getting a slanket. But now I have discovered this: the Wonder Woman snuggie! (thank you, Digitally Blonde) Oh, a geek can dream...

Tis the season to do a round-up


So, as we're in the final straight* of the year, the round ups are already upon us: Tv Guide this week offers its top moments of 2010 and its top TV shows - neither of which are particularly surprising (Mad Men? Really?) though it does give a shout out to Justified and my new favourite comedy, Modern Family.


Though really I'm more taken with this utterly apropos-of-nothing list of Damon's best lines from the Vampire Diaries. Mainly because it gives me an excuse to post this hiariously bad pic of the boys in flashback mode. Stick to modern dress, fellas...
*You're thinking final strait, right, grammar geeks? Apparently not. At least not according to my dictionary, which has it as a racing term, rather than a sailing term, as I had believed...