Monday, 31 May 2010

C3-PO backpack for all your travelling needs


OK sorry again for the short posts: I actually have a whole load of longer posts waiting for me to be able to type with both hands again... So, in the meantime, here's this: a fantastic C3-PO backpack from Think Geek.
Quote of the Day
If only you'd attached my legs, I wouldn't be in this ridiculous position.
C3-PO, The Empire Strikes Back

Tuesday, 25 May 2010

Freeze your brains!


It's possibly slightly strange that I have never even set foot in my friend Denise's house, yet I am constantly mentally furnishing it. These brain-shaped ice cube trays from Think Geek would be grand for your kitchen, D.
Quote of the Day
I'm in sales, dammit!
Crowley explains the apocalypse is bad for business, Good Om... sorry, Supernatural

Happy towel day!


In honour of Towel Day - a day commemorating Douglas Adams' life and work - I am turning my whole post into a quote of the day. Ladies and gentlemen, the wisdom of Douglas Adams...


1) everything that’s already in the world when you’re born is just normal;

2) anything that gets invented between then and before you turn thirty is incredibly exciting and creative and with any luck you can make a career out of it;

3) anything that gets invented after you’re thirty is against the natural order of things and the beginning of the end of civilisation as we know it until it’s been around for about ten years when it gradually turns out to be alright really.

Sunday, 23 May 2010

Star Wars space slug oven mitt


I can't cook at the moment - more of a loss than you know, when 'cooking' in this context extends to even making a pan of pasta or a slice of cheese on toast - but when I can, can I have this Star Wars space slug oven mitt, please?
Quote of the Day
This is no cave...
That's right, it's an oven mitt!
Han, The Empire Strikes Back

Sons of Anarchy: wanna be in their gang?


Having been more incapacitated than I would have imagined by the Broken Wrist Incident over the past month, the one thing I have been doing – other than whining and moaning, obviously – is watching a lot of TV. And when it’s me saying that, you know I mean a lot. The downside of this is, I am really, really boring at the moment. The upside, I’m catching up on a lot of shows.

One of these shows is Sons of Anarchy. Recommended to me by K, my TV twin, and bought for me by a friend who has known me long enough to know that, whatever my situation, I am shallow enough to be cheered up by random giftage (you know who you are, you know I love you), this is a show that’s been on my radar for a while but that I just somehow never got round to watching. Now I’m three episodes in and, I have to say, it looks promising.


The show has been variously described as ‘Hamlet in black leather’ and ‘the Sopranos on two wheels’ by critics, both of which are punchier and more accurate summaries than I can come up with at the minute (c’mon, I’m on a lot of drugs!). It’s certainly not for the faint-hearted – the opening episode has beatings aplenty, along with the sight of a heavily pregnant woman injecting herself with drugs – nice – but it feels like a realistic portrayal of a violent, testosterone-fuelled world rather than gratuitous gunplay. At its heart, SOA is about families and power; the struggle for the motorbike gang to keep its established place in the world, the struggle between gang ‘president’ Clay and his young vice president – and stepson – Jax.


These struggles are made compelling thanks to some great writing and a top-notch cast. Charlie Hunnam as Jax is almost unrecognisable from his breakout role as a cocky, skinny gay teen in Queer as Folk, and is completely convincing as a rough ‘n’ ready American biker; Ron ‘Hellboy’ Perlman finally gets a character role worthy of his talents in Clay, and as Jax’s mother and Clay’s wife, Katey Sagal might be more Lady Macbeth than Gertrude, but she’s a revelation. Best known for her comedy and voiceover work (she is, of course, Leela from Futurama) here she stands out even in this strong cast as the motorcycle matriarch tougher than any of the men around her. The cast is rounded out by recognisable faces: Drea ‘please forget Joey and remember the Sopranos’ de Matteo as Jax’s junkie ex-wife, Mitch ‘Skinner from the X-Files’ Pileggi continuing the stint of truly creepy bad guys he started as the demon-possessed dad in Supernatural and Tommy ‘yes, those are real scars and yes I was in Gladiator’ Flanagan, to name but a few.


Like the Sporanos (or, for that matter, Hamlet), the show doesn’t deal in moral certainties or absolutes. Egged on by his father’s newly-discovered memoirs, Jax might be questioning the hard line of the club, but he’s also a man that can on the one hand push for a ‘bloodless’ solution to a crisis but the next minute beat someone to a pulp for cutting him off in traffic; the hunt for a rapist becomes a power contest between gang and police; law enforcement has as many secrets to hide as those they are hunting. It’s a show that makes plain both the allure and the cost of allegiance to the club, and it’s all the better for it.


It’s not completely without flaws. Some of the lesser characters veer close to caricatures, and some of the accents are all over the place (because yes, of course, there is an Oirish connection, though I suspect the ‘terrorists’ were driven out of the country not for atrocities against people, but against their ears). Also – and I’m willing to accept this doesn’t bother anyone but me – Charlie Hunnam seems suspiciously smooth of chest, which you know is a pet peeve of mine, so every time he takes his shirt off – which is quite a lot – I’m thrown out of the moment and thinking, ‘What, he doesn’t shave or cut his hair but he waxes? C’mon!’ Still, these are small niggles in an otherwise fantastic show. So why not join Sons of Anarchy for a ride?
Quote of the Day
Anyone else feel like the last feisty wife in Stepford?
Lorne, Angel

He's the hero of Canton...


I really do love Think Geek. And I love Firefly - especially the episode where Jayne accidentally becomes a folk hero. So stands to reason I'm gonna LOVE this tee...
Quote of the Day
The relatiosnhip you have with your brother seems dangerously co-dependent.
Well, duh!, doctor... Supernatural

Saturday, 22 May 2010

Jensen Ackles, Ten Inch Hero.


Ah, Jensen, Jensen, Jensen, the things I do for you. I have risked both sanity and friendships sitting through both Devour and My Bloody Valentine 3D (I feel that, should I ever meet Dean Winchester*, we could trade stories about being in hell, and I would win.) Then I spend ages tracking down the unfortunately named indie romcom Ten Inch Hero which, no doubt due to the name, never got a release in this country, so I had to buy from a Dutch vender of adult films, who was probably really disappointed when he actually saw the content. (Even worse, due to my current incapacity, one of my workmates had to open this for me when it arrived. You try convincing your colleagues you’re not buying, ahem, adult material if you order a film called Ten Inch Hero that comes with Dutch packaging.)


And my reward... well, actually, it’s not half bad. It’s your basic indie romance set in a retail/fast food outlet, so it’s not exactly brimming with originality, nor is it massively involving on the rom or hilarious on the com, but its pleasant enough and the cast (including the now Mrs Ackles, the then Danneel Harris**) are engaging enough, so it’s not a terrible way to pass a couple of hours. Jensen himself puts in a likeable performance as mohawked and tattooed (mmmm, tattoos...) Priestly, and looks pretty buff despite the unwise facial hair stylings...


SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER – read no further if you don’t want to know the end...


...in fact I was quite taken with the look, so much so that when he transforms himself into Mr Preppy to win the love of his life, it’s actually a bit sad. And as the Supernatural episode It’s A Terrible Life proved, there are many looks lovely Jensen can rock, but a button down shirt and chinos is not one of them.


Still, unlike his previous cinematic outings, it didn’t make me want to kill myself, and I could safely inflict it on a friend. So that’s a step up, right?


*It might happen. Look, OK, I'm on a lot of medication at the moment.


**My friend R, who doesn’t watch the show and who would be a Sam girl anyway, read my post about them getting married and commented, “Danneel Ackles? That sounds like a diagnosis on House.” Which is mean but made me laugh. Still, the woman's gorgeous and married to a smoking hot man, she can take it.***


***Erm, Danneel that is. Not that R and her husband aren't also perfectly lovely. I'll shut up now. I'm running out of asterisks.


Quote of the Day
You cloud hopping pansies lost the whole damn universe.
Meg - not an angel lover - Supernatural.

NPH meets Almodovar?

Normally I'd leave typos to my fellow blogger at Postcard of a Painting but I couldn't resist this...


Typo of the week: when previewing this week's Joss Whedon-directed, Neil Patrick Harris episode of Glee - I know! Could it be more exciting? - rather than championing his role as the fabulous Barney in How I Met Your Mother*, the ever-reliable Guardian Guide referred to the latter as being of All About My Mother/Doogie Howser fame. Now, NPH in flamoyant Spanish melodrama? That I'd pay to see...





Quote of the Day
It's gonna be legend-... wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY!
Gotta love Barney, HIMYM

*whose performance as womaniser Barney is, I suggest, also a smack in the mouth for the ridiculousy homophobic Newsweek article suggesting gay men can't ever play straight.

Friday, 21 May 2010

Vampire Diaries: knowing your audience


SFX's spurious awards this week have a press release from the makers of the Vampire Diaries, who have clearly accepted who their core audience is... I quote,


..."New and unexpected friendships will be forged, allies will become enemies, and hearts will be broken. Stefan and Damon will be forced to face a villain more evil and diabolical than they ever believed possible. And they’ll take their shirts off. Frequently.”


(Yes, I know Damon has his shirt on in this picture, but I'm a sucker for the hot boy in a vest look).


Quote of the Day

I feel like Princess Leia when the Millennium Falcon escaped the Death Star. It’s too easy.

Castle

Wednesday, 19 May 2010

Bloody showers


Can't help thinking of my chum Denise when I see this bloodpack shower gel from Think Geek... it'll go perfectly with her bloody shower curtain...
Quote
Yeah, I know you. I know you better than anyone else in the whole world. You're my big brother and there's nothing I wouldn't do for you.
Sniff... sorry, I mean Sam. Supernatural

Wanna romp on my Wampa?


I can't help but love this Wampa rug from the Star Wars shop. But I do worry about the red wine stains...

Quote of the Day

Why is everyone trying to make this about Angel? For God's sake, can't a woman wreck a little havoc without a man being involved?
Darla - unexpected feminist. Angel.

Monday, 17 May 2010

My hopes are all on Jeffrey Dean Morgan now...




Heartfelt and non-stalkery-at-all congrats to lovely Jensen Ackles who got married at the weekend to the very pretty if oddly named Danneel Harris (Honestly, what were her parents thinking? That's a lifetime of "Sorry, can you spell that?" right there. Still, I imagine she being able to refer to herself as Mrs Ackles* is a fine consolation). So that's Sam, Cas and Dean all married now. Daddy Supernatural is still free though, right? (Incidentally, since I randomly pulled these pics off the interwebs I have no clue whether this is actually Jensen at his wedding, or just randomly in a suit).

*It occurs to me I'm so used to mentioning him, I'd forgotten that Ackles is actually an odd name, sorta...


Quote of the Day
Batten down the hatches, here comes Hurricane Buffy.
Cordelia, Angel

Sunday, 16 May 2010

Twilight: real vampires DON'T sparkle


I seem to have posted a number of "Twilight made my girlfriend bonkers" stories, but frankly the craziness just keeps coming...

Here's yet another one from fmylife...

Today, I woke up up to discover that in a "drunken stupor" my Twilight-crazed girlfriend had superglued sequins to my butt so that I would sparkle. They won't come off. FML

Perhaps if you suspect you are living with a delusional Twi-hard, you should invest in this t-shirt
Quote of the Day
There's no such thing as psychics.
Patrick Jane, the Mentalist. And he would know...

The original emo kid


Forget all these floppy haired imposters. We all know who the real emo kid is...
Quote of the day
Bill - You're connected. He'll be able to sense your emotions.
Sookie (to Eric)- You big lying A-hole!
Eric - You're right, Bill. I believe I can sense her emotions.
True Blood

The pen may be mightier, but you still have to wear Kevlar




I've already mentioned how much I love Castle: while on the face of it, it's just another maverick-meets-police procedural show, but it's lifted beyond that by smart writing, the chemistry of the two leads and the irresistable charisma of Nathan Fillion. (I also love that, even though he's now in a 'mainstream' hit show Fillion gives plenty of shoutouts to the fans who loved his genre work. The Halloween episode in s2 in particular is a thing of joy. So moving on can be done with class and without pissing all over your fans - I'm looking at you, David Boreanaz.)

But as well as loving the show I really, really want this bulletproof vest. What? South London can be scary... They do an homage t-shirt at cafepress - of course - but then you'd really have to hope people got the reference or you'd look like a twonk.

Quote of the Day
I killed a city once. Funny story.
Wolverine, Astonishing X-Men

Saturday, 15 May 2010

And you expect to get into college?



Another short one: this time courtesy of Overheard in New York


Girl #1: She's playing rugby?!
Girl #2: Yeah, I guess it's really intense.
Girl #1: I'm gonna play quidditch in college.

--W 62nd St & Central Park West
Quote of the Day
I gotta be the first Slayer in history to be sponsored by a vampire...
Faith talks recovery, not fundraising, Angel

Star Wars stroller


How much do you wish you'd had this as a kid? An At-At pushchair! Read more and see more pics over at Geek Tyrant.
Quote of the Day
Let me explain the lore here, OK? They suffer, they fight, that's business as usual. They get groiny with one another, the world as we know it falls apart.
Cordelia explains the Buffy/Angel dynamic in a nutshell. Angel.

Jedi bathrobes


Thanks to my friend Mr F for this spot: Jedi bathrobes. Perfect for when you've showered off all that Tatooine sand...
Quote of the Day
Good night, tiny humans.
Eric, True Blood

Bloody husbands


Still injured so still keeping it brief. This from http://www.fmylife.com/ made me laugh though. Honey, your husband likes My Bloody Valentine, you've got bigger problems than your laundry...


Today, my husband found it amusing to wake me up wearing a gas mask like the killer in "My Bloody Valentine." It scared me so much that I peed all over myself and the bed. FML


Quote of the Day
I really am ruggedly handsome, aren't I?
Why yes you are, Castle.

Sunday, 9 May 2010

Sons of Sons of Anarchy


I haven't yet managed to catch up with Sons of Anarchy, but my TV twin Kathryn tells me I will like it so I may have to stump up for the boxed set, as I don't want to jump in midway through season 2. Given that, as I understand it, it's a hard hitting drama about a motorbike gang, however, I do wonder at the market for this Sons of Anarchy babygro... (for the record - and for Kathryn - they do sell more appropriate adult-aimed goods...)
Quote of the Day
When have you known us to ever make anything easy?
*I know I'm using a lot of Supernatural quotes but honestly, I don't have the time or wrist power to dig out others...

The latest vamp accessory




We might just be getting to the end of S2 of True Blood here, but they are gearing up to S3 in the US and I'm liking their teaser posters so far...

Quote of the Day

- The demon Crowley is making a deal. Even as we speak it's... going down.

- Going down? OK, then, Huggy Bear.

See, this is why I love DeannCas. Supernatural

Justified my love


OK, normally when I fall for a new show I do you a nice long post about it. Why it's good, when it's on, etc. But honestly, it really hurts to type right now so I wil just say: watch Justified, super cool new cop show (on Fiver or Five USA, I think, Wednesdays with a repeat Saturday). Based on an Elmore Leonard short story, it's laconic style is a slow burn but a sure fire grower. And if you need persuading, there's always this reason...
Quote of the Day
So, the Hardy boys finally found me. Took you long enough.
Crowley, Supernatural

Friday, 7 May 2010

Back - with Burger King


Very short post today as typing still limited, but thought my friend Linda at Postcard of a Painting would appreciate this, even though we are both vegetarian: Burger King is running a series of ads featuring horror characters to promote its late opening hours. See more at SFX here.
Quote of the Day
It's six degrees of heaven Bacon.
Dean, Supernatural